be the ball
I rolled up my nickels and dimes this morning and it totaled $17.00. I decided to go to the driving range and tomatillo. i should have played pool cause every ball I hit stayed on the ground and hit other balls. the two that did go in the air sliced horribly to the right.
awesome zombie dream
a group of survivors and myself were in a barn and we had modified it to corral zombies in this “maze” and once we had it full we’d close the doors and kill them. the plan was going well, until the zombies realized they could climb up the side of the corral. luckily, they were just as slow and we’re still easy to kill. it freaked us all out they could adapt. this dream was...
last night’s dream was weird… i was driving on a 2 lane road on the side of a mountain, the roads were wet cause it rained earlier. i was going at a normal speed, when the road start to get curvy. i dont know how it happened, but i started to skid off the road and drive up the embankment on the right side of road, which would have dropped me down the mountain. i flipped over in mid...
“flirted” with a woman from yoga class last night. during our chat I mentioned my age and she didn’t believe me and said I looked like a kid.
Tis the season...
usually on cold mornings, i like to wear my bathrobe to keep warm. the problem with that is that at some point i get hot and take off the robe. releasing all the trapped heat at once makes me chilly again
The Parenthood TV Show Drinking Game
i’ve been watching parenthood on netflix instant streaming lately and enjoying it. granted it has it cliched moments which tug at your heart strings and tickles your funny bone, which has prompted me to present; The Parenthood TV Show Drinking Game 1. When character A tells character B a secret and asks not to tell anyone else - take a drink 2. When character B tells character A’s...